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  • I stopped at KFC for a bucket of chicken and walked around back. Why would someone leave a mattress back there

    Posted by admin on December 27th, 2009 and filed under bucket hat | 29 Comments »

    I am wearing the bucket as a hat.

    Poll: hat bucket or bucket hat?

    I guess someone forgot to lock up my office again,. you really cant find good help, and so you know I am running a two for one special this weekend only

    29 Responses

    1. ♥AmErIcAnEaGlEgIrL♥ Says:

      Bucket Hat.
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    2. Lily S Says:

      Chicken nookie?
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    3. Jadee R Says:

      Hat bucket.
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    4. ATearInRain Says:

      Bad KFCruelty eater
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    5. bumblebee Says:

      Bucket Hat….now tell us about the mattress…..
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    6. Freaky One Says:

      KFC?!? Why don’t you just suck the juice from a live chickens neck?!?

      The mattress is MINE! Leave it!!!

      Buckethat…..(that sounds like a bad word)
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    7. PhluXx Says:

      First of all well done fat bas.te.rd second the back of fast food outlets is a perfect location to dump unwanted items.
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    8. Wishey Lou Says:

      thats where they keep the breasts and thighs

      bucket hat
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    9. Linda B Says:

      BUCKET HAT
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    10. Cowlover715 (The holy one) Says:

      ha! i had KFC too… chicken it was yummy… hey we can be buckey hat buds cause im wearing my bucket hat
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    11. crazijimsmith Says:

      where you think kfc gets their chickens from?
      bucket hat
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    12. Evan R Says:

      KFC is nasssttttyyyyyyyyy…………..
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    13. osito_lover Says:

      buckle hat
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    14. Stranger In U.S.A™ 619 fan!!!!!! Says:

      thats where they hide the chickens. find the hole and open it up. You’d be surprised.

      Bucket hat. Definitely.
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    15. WooleyBooley again Says:

      You can get a free mashed potato to go.

      Bucket hat. Comes with flies in the summer.
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    16. Mizz. David Archuleta ♥♥♥♥♥ Says:

      Bucket Hat….lol
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    17. Macabre Says:

      that makes me sad..did you know that KFC and TYSON cut of chicks beakes when they are born, and sometimes chickens are still alive while dunked in boiling water? i think its terrible all to save money :P
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    18. Girl NOT In Bunny Suit Says:

      *laughs* it is used in the food silly! Finger licking good mattress!

      Bucket hat for me thanks!
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    19. susan mcdougall Says:

      wot about bucket head
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    20. CIH(Ret) Says:

      It would be bucket hat. You see the modifier "bucket" preceeds that which it modifies. In this case "hat’ is the noun which is modified by the adjective "bucket". The term hat bucket would imply a bucket which was intended, in some way, to be used in conjunction with or to contain a hat. Nope, if you are sappy enough to put it on your head and wear it as a hat, you’ve got yourself a bucket hat. And them’s the facts, Max.

      Oh, the mattress? How the heck should I know?
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    21. Primary Format Of Display Says:

      That’s where they slow roast the chicks to juicy perfection.

      Bucket hat
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    22. Question Queen loves snoozing! Says:

      bucket hat
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    23. mad mike Says:

      That’s where they put the chicken feathers.
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    24. angelrock707 Says:

      Bucket hat.

      Whats a hat bucket?

      And the mattress….what do you think the workers sleep on when the boss is screwing them over? Or to really work, to get your order wrong on thier shift? Lol

      KFC : Krispy Fried Chihawaha???! jk
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    25. Pocket Protector Says:

      That’s where the chickens mate to produce little baby boneless chickens…

      Gosh! You don’t know ANYTHING about :"Poultry Sex," do you?!?

      Parents?!?

      Make sure you teach your children about "The Birds, The Bees, and The Chicken Wings…"

      Very important…
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    26. ellejai Says:

      You know why! That’s why you walked around the back, you sly thang! The nasty mattress was left for doin’ the nasty funky chicken, for buckin’ bucket naked, I guess ya ate the funky chicken, cuz the bucket’s empty, so that hat is a bucket hat for buckin’ bucket naked!
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    27. I fought yahoo and yahoo won Says:

      I take naps during my break. much more comfy than napping on a chair.
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    28. pimpster spiity wabbit Says:

      I guess someone forgot to lock up my office again,. you really cant find good help, and so you know I am running a two for one special this weekend only
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    29. Wonder Cat Zooked on Catnip Says:

      Obvious answer:
      The mattress if for when the KFC staff get all horned up (and greased up) and they go out back for some hob-nobbing on the mattress.
      Wonder has a bucket hat. Sometimes I like to lick it for hours and hours and hours ……

      <—- former KFC employee and hob-nobber
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